Bowling

Dear Genius,

Thank you so motherfucking much for creating this sport.  You made it so the audience has to sit behind the bowler.   No side view, no front view, just asshole.  Never in my life have I seen so much white girlbutt bent over in my face.  The most perfect and legal exploitation of ass I have ever seen.   Bitches love wearing short shorts when they bowl.  If you step foot into a bowling alley looking to get laid, beware…  every slut wearing pants has a dick.  It is common woman law that if you go bowling you must wear the most scandalous pair of shorts you can possibly imagine.   I’m just fucking glad that the silverback gorilla twins are pro at tennis and not bowling.                            WHITE POWER!